JUDUL-JUDUL FILM NGETOP ( IN JAVANESE )

Enemy at the Gates -- Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
Die Hard -- Matine Angel
Die Hard II -- Matine Angel Tenan
Die Hard III With A Vengeance -- Kowe Kok Ra Mati2 To?
Bad Boys -- Bocah-bocah Elek
Lost in Space -- Ilang Ning Awang-awang
X-Men -- Wong Lanang Saru
X-Men 2 -- Wong Lanang Saru Banget
Cheaper by the Dozen -- Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah
Paycheck -- Kasbon
Independence Day -- Pitulasan
The Day After Tomorrow -- Sesuke
Die Another Day -- Modare Ojo Saiki
All The Pretty Horses -- Jarane Ayu2
Planet of the Apes -- Planete Wong Apes
Gone in Sixty Second -- Minggat Sak cepete
Original Sin -- Dosa Tenanan
The Abyss -- Entek-entekan
Seabiscuit – Klethik’an Neng Laut
Terminator -- Terminal Montor
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days -- Piye Carane Megat Lanangan mung 10 Dino
Lord Of The Ring -- Pedagang Akik...
Million Dollar Baby -- Babi Regone Sayuto
Blackhawk Down -- Manuk Ireng Keno Bedhil
PS I Love You -- Aku Seneng Dolanan PS (Playstation)
Brave One -- Wani Dhewekan
Code Name: The Cleaner -- Sandine: Jongos
One Missed Call -- Mumi (Mung Miskol)
Made of Honor -- si Made entuk Honor
The Dark Knight -- Peteng2 akeh Prajurit
I Am Legend -- Aku Bakul Legen
No Country For Old Men -- Iki Dudu Panti Jompo
Casino Royale -- Royal karo Kasino (Dono lan Indro ra di ajak..)
Gangster -- Kumpulan Gali-gali
The Eye -- Matane
Prey -- Prei (horeee sesuk preiii..!!! asik asiiiiiiiikk… :) …)

NGOMBE AVTUR

Uwar ambek Joko koncoan apik, karo-karone kerjo ndhik Lanud Juanda
bagian pengisian BBM Pesawat.

Bengi-bengi pas udhan deres, Juanda sepi gak onok pesawat sing wani mudhun, wong loro iku malih nganggur gak onok gawean.

”Adem-adem ngene enake ngombe yo” jare Uwar. ”Wah iyo tepak iki. Awakmu tau krungu tah lek avtur iku isok diombe?” jare Joko.

”Yo tau se, jarene lek ngombe avtur isok mak busss !!..kon wani nyobak
tah ?” Uwar mulai gunggungan. Mari ngono arek loro mbukak krane truk tanki avtur. Wis tuwuk ngombe arek loro iku mulih terus keturon.

Isuke pas Uwar tangi, rasane awake sueger kuat. Moro-moro onok tilpun
muni, tibake Joko sing nilpun. ”Yok opo kon War..?” jare Joko
”Wah whuenak, kon yok opo ?” jare Uwar.
”Awakku yo sueger pisan. Kon gak teler tah ?” jare Joko.
”Gak blas, aku yo gak ngelu blas. Wis pokoke enak. Mene nyobak
maneh tah ?” jare Uwar.
”Yo setuju, cumak aku kate takok, kon wis ngentut dhurung ?” takok
Joko.
”Dhurung..” jare Uwar.
”Wah gawat iki. Wis pokoke kon ojok sampek ngentut yo. Diempet ae
sak kuatmu. .” jare Joko.
”Lho opo'o masalahe ..?” Uwar bingung.
”Soale aku saiki wis mencelat nang Banjarmasin..”